All I wanted was a snow cone.

I had this weird dream last night, I was in my Pj's and walking around my old house in England when I heard an ice cream truck, so I got excited, thinking I would get a snow cone, the white kind, which tastes like lemon and cherry, my favorite.

I follow the sound thinking "yum yum yum" when I open what I thought was my front door and see this giant eye, its not looking at me but one of its....fingers is. I'm not sure what happened, the finger was frightened and trying to reason, I think.

Then I saw a partially eaten finger and the mouth full of nasty crooked teeth, the eye saw me and I shut the door. My jaw was on the floor, my brain could not register what just happened, the levels of "wrong" had just rebooted my senses.

I snapped out of it when out of no where a pile of fresh snow lands on me, covering me completely. Then I woke up.

Hmm...

Cooters and Kansas

 I've decided the word "Cooter" (Vulgar, yes, I know), always make me laugh.

See, a few months after I first moved to Kansas, I was in the grocery store and in the same isle as me, was a mother and her two young children, a boy and a girl, maybe 6 or 7? Who knows I'm terrible with ages, anyways---

I'm uncomfortable because the kids are scrappin' pretty hard, I mean the girls throwin punches as her brother throws slaps, it was kind of funny but I was worried about it getting close to me, so I went to turn my cart out of the isle when I heard this:

MOM

I don't care! You two stop it right now! 

BOY

She kicked me!

GIRL 

He--OWWW!!!!

MOM

Jason! DO NOT kick your sister in the cooter!

The cart squeaked to a stop and I covered my mouth but I couldn't help but snort laugh, I was in complete disbelief, I had never heard the word Cooter be used in a sentence before and it was

a w e s o m e

Anyways, I've heard this uncommon, yet hilarious word, be used a few times, watch its gonna catch on and end up in a movie. (That I'll probably love and laugh my ass off at)